No Brain No Pain T-Shirt

We offer free shipping to the contiguous USA on all orders over $80.

Despite being located in Montreal, we cross the border multiple times a week to ship our US orders from upstate NY so our customers can benefit from the lower prices and ease of domestic shipping. Most parcels ship via UPS, with the smallest items sometimes eligible for USPS letter mail rates. Any applicable tariffs and fees are shown and charged at checkout (and we work hard to keep these as low as possible!) and every package arrives with no surprise fees on delivery, guaranteed. See our full shipping policy here.

We know buying clothes online isn't always easy so we do accept returns on full-priced apparel items - see our full policy here.

Comfort Colors UNISEX T-SHIRTS:
DUE TO THE GARMENT DYEING PROCESS, PLEASE ALLOW FOR UP TO 1" DIFFERENCE IN THESE MEASUREMENTS.
Chest is measured 1" below the arm hole with the garment laid flat, length is measured from the top neckline of the back.
 
SMALL:
- Chest Width: 17.5"
- Chest Circumference: 35"
- Length: 26 3/5"
MEDIUM:
- Chest Width: 19.5"
- Chest Circumference: 39"
- Length: 28"
LARGE:
- Chest Width: 21 1/4"
- Chest Circumference: 42.5"
- Length: 29 2/5"
XL:
- Chest Width: 23"
- Chest Circumference: 46"
- Length: 30 3/4"
2XL:
- Chest Width : 25"
- Chest Circumference: 50"
- Length: 31 3/5"
3XL:
- Chest Width : 27"
- Chest Circumference: 54"
- Length: 32 1/2"
4XL:
- Chest Width: 29"
- Chest Circumference: 58"
- Length: 33 1/2"

Machine wash cold with like colours, inside out. Tumble dry low. If you notice a lighter area around your print, this is simply the fibres' reaction to the pressure applied during the screen printing process. Wash once or steam the garment to reset the fibres to normal!